I thought I would share a few of my favorite quotes! Enjoy
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The nicest thing about standards is that there are so many of them to choose from.Ken Olsen (1926 - ), founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977
I often say that when you can measure what you are speaking about, and express it in numbers, you know something about it; but when you cannot measure it, when you cannot express it in numbers, your knowledge is of a meagre and unsatisfactory kind; it may be the beginning of knowledge, but you have scarcely in your thoughts advanced to the state of Science, whatever the matter may be."
-- Lord Kelvin
"Once is Happenstance. Twice is Coincidence. The third time its Enemy action". --
Goldfinger‘all models are wrong, some are useful’ --
George Box, the industrial statistician
“If you don’t know where you are going, any road will do.” – Chinese Proverb
“If you don’t know where you are at, a map won’t help” – Watts Humphrey
“Take the thing WITH wheels, to the thing without” – unnamed staff sergeant chastising two airman hauling huge crates to a truck across a field while on a deployment
“Warning shots are NOT authorized” - sign on an airfield near the flight line
“People are just DYING to get in there…” – Lucy Busken (rip), when driving past cemeteries
“I was wrong once, I thought I made a mistake…” – anonymous
“A fool with a tool is still a fool” – common process improvement wisdom
“Buying Microsoft Project DOES NOT make you a project manager” – Moser’s corollary to above
“Anything worth buying once is worth buying twice” – Tom Cornell, Digital Equipment Corporation
“What part of NO don’t you understand?” – Tom Cornell lecturing customer VP asking repeated stupid questions, shortly before being asked to not return to the account…
“The consultants dilemma – if the customer is always right, what do you do when they are wrong?” Tom Cornell – Digital Equipment Corporation
“Pounds of paper and time on site” – two most important metrics for a consultant
“Must wear a suit, have a briefcase, and arrive on an airplane” – qualifications for being a consultant